∇ir†ual Elw⊗od’s

It’s just like being there… kinda.

Now you can experience a visit to Elwood’s Cyberpunk Saloon without leaving your house (because how big of a pain is wearing pants, amirite?) and without the people (because they’re the WORST!) …I’m not going to say “and without the booze” because let’s face it, you. are. smashed.

So yeah, this is just a photo gallery of the joint so you can check it out at your leisure. Snoop and stare all you want. It’s not like i know what you are looking at. or judge. I mean, it’s not like We’d install a script to activate your webcam or anything.

But seriously, PANTS – They aren’t the worst idea…  Just sayin’.